Everyone has them. Everyone loves sharing them. Well, here are my top 5 most awkward/embarrassing moments. Feel free to share one as a comment- we all need a good laugh!
5. After just hanging up the phone with a parent at work and saying "Thanks! Bye!", I quickly answered another incoming call with "Thanks! Bye!" Needless to say, the caller was very confused and quickly said "Wait! Wait! NO!" We both had a laugh, but the rest of the conversation was very short and full of awkward tension. (May 2011)
4. It's a cold, wet morning in Rexburg, Idaho. Of course, I had to have a couple extra bites of my cereal that morning and was running late. Literally- I was running. I was booking it to the door of my building and very excited because the snow was pouring down in buckets. Everyone else must have also enjoyed their breakfasts because a LOT of people were walking by and past me. I was crossing the Taylor quad and all of a sudden, I was in a full splits. I had slipped on a HUGE patch of ice about 20 feet from the door. It was awesome. I kinda just sat there for a minute until a nice young man asked "Umm.. do you need some help?" Of course, being my sarcastic and sassy self, I said "No, I like it down here." Maybe why I never got a date? (February 2007)
3. Walking through the hallway in high school, I was hit in the face with a door. Now, the janitors were nice enough to paint bright yellow door lines of where the door would swing open. But, I was flirting with a guy I like, ignoring the yellow line, and WHAM. Right in the face. The best part, it was my hip Spanish teacher who knew about the crush. Anyways, nothing ever happened between us- probably because my nose always had the smashed look in his eyes. (March 2004)
2. Imagine a beautiful Hawaiian resort packed with families. My sister and I were swimming in the pool along with lots of other kids and teenagers. Yes, we were teenagers. Anyways, I was being a brat and stole goggles from her. BAD idea. She was so mad, and proceeded to chase me out of the pool back to the spot where our parents were lounging, and where I thought I'd be safe. Boy, was I wrong! She then went straight for my swimsuit bottoms and pulled straight down. Yes, my full moon was out for everyone to see. I literally ran away balling my eyes out while everyone in the pool gave me a round of applause. (April 2006)
1. Yes, this takes the cake {ha ha ha} as my most awkward moment.